This Noxious Concoction

This needs more views. It’s seriously my favorite Sherlock crack-vid, and barely anyone has seen it!

ricecake801:

roranicus-pondicus-:

rrrowr:

aburninggiraffe:

#sometimes i think about someone writing the fic where sherlock is actually someone that john created to ease his loneliness after the war #in fact everyone is just a figment of john’s imagination #and it’s one of the reasons why we never see sherlock eat #plot bunnies

well fuck you too. it’s not like I would live and breathe fic like this if it existed or anything

It’s why no one visits Sherlock’s blog. It’s why Mrs. Hudson suggests that he might not need the second bedroom. It’s why John is walking through an empty building in the first episode, but then enters the perfect room to see Sherlock and the taxi driver in the building across. None of the crimes actually happen. It’s just John standing around in mostly unpopulated areas.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

QAQ It really hurts….especially when u think about in S2E3 John said:”I was so alone.”

Actually he is alone, always. (;__;) He never got, never lost, only the sorrow is real.

This hurts. So much.

(Source: a-torvs, via daringestdevilking-moved)

shwatsonlocked:

bbc-sherlock-afghanistan:

abundantlyqueer:

mrscrawley:

greglestrades:

#can i please direct everyone who treats john watson like a ‘precious fine thing’ to this conversation. #because guess what people MYCROFT IS NOT WRONG. #john watson does not need you to feel sorry for him and protect him from big bad sherlock holmes and his bag of evil tricks. #john watson did not fall into this. #john watson was not tricked into this lifestyle. #when john watson walks with sherlock holmes he sees the battlefield #AND THAT’S WHAT HE WANTS. #when we first met john #in his first meeting with his therapist #he says ‘nothing ever happens to me’ #and he DOESN’T WANT HIS LIFE TO BE LIKE THAT #HE DOESN’T WANT TEA PARTIES AND HARRODS AND A PSYCHOSOMATIC LIMP #he likes the craziness that comes with sherlock #the heart-pounding gut-wrenching curveballs that he constantly gets thrown #this is exactly what he wants. #he is not precious. #he is not a child. #he was a soldier! HE HAD BAD DAYS. #john watson: better than you #john watson: not a teddy bear #john watson: bad ass mother fucker #john watson: more than jam and jumpers

#john watson: better than you
#john watson: not a teddy bear
#john watson: bad ass mother fucker
#john watson: more than jam and jumpers

obviously i want to concur with everything that’s said here, but i would also just like to point out: the thing john is doing with his face in this gif? makes me weak in the crotch. i’m just saying.

Mira says: Reblogging because I agree with all the comments and tags and also whoa — Martin Freeman, short sex god.

AMEN!

(via daringestdevilking-moved)

JAWN. BE THE CAPTAIN OF HIS SHIP, JAWN.

(Source: bartony, via just-another-samlicker)